How The Mighty Fall: CNN Suspends Talking Head Chris Cuomo Indefinitely

(Atlanta, GA) — CNN is suspending “anchor” Chris Cuomo indefinitely. This comes after allegations surfaced of Cuomo trying to help his brother former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo as he faced sexual harassment accusations that led to his resignation. According to a CNN Spokesperson, the New York Attorney General’s office released transcripts on Monday that “shed new light on Chris Cuomo’s involvement in his brother’s defense.” The news company said Cuomo’s suspension is pending further evaluation. This follows Cuomo’s creepy comedy routines with his now-shamed former Governor brother, and his bullying, un-anchor-like behavior with members of the public–for which he was not suspended.